Now that I have the opportunity to address you as a group, I'll again present:
[a ten minute LiveJournal hack]
The concept is simple: given your LiveJournal, insanity cuts it up and creates a paragraph based on what you've written.
Enter your username here and click the button:
Why am I telling the paidmembers community about this?
Unintentionally, this toy only works for paid members.
And that's nice, I think, because it's a reward of sorts!
Even so, we'd like you to remember that this is not supported by LiveJournal.com officially in any sort of way. All complaints/bug reports/adulation should go to me.
(Updated: Now you can just enter your username. Thanks to Andy for the form.)